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March 11 peace man!hey! havnt updated for a while, but had a great time the other night at a friends 20th birthday pub crawl! It was fancy dress, and i was a hippy! peace dude!! check out the pics!! Oh another thing, our mascot for the night was a butternut squash named wilson! (I think he is in most of the pictures we took that night)
I would like to say thank you to the random strangers we got to hold wilson, while we took pictures of them - and also a big thank you to the guys who let us disturb their pool game, so we could get a pic on the pool table!)
i went to see 'walk the line' last night, and i knew nothing much of johnny cash before i saw it, and had never particularly been a fan of his, but the film was Brilliant - the best one ive seen in ages! And yes, i did cry like a baby during most of the scenes between him and his bastard of a dad!
On the off chance that any of you have a working mobile phone that you just dont happen to want any more, I will be more than happy to provide a 'take your mobile for free' service, coz my phone breathed its last a few days ago, and i am now phoneless, and it sucks! how did we all manage before the internet, mobile phones, sky Tv ..... March 03 argh! culture!seeing as im an english student, i think i should at least try an educate you all, so heres a poem we did in my lecture today - i dont normally like feminist poetry much, but theres something about this one that i really quite like!
Carol Anne Duffy 'Standing Female Nude'
six hours like this for a few francs.
belly nipple arse in the window light,
he drains the colour from me. further to the right,
madame. and do try to be still.
i shall be represented analytically and hung
in great museums. the bourgeoisie will coo
at such an image of a river whore. they call it art.
maybe. he is concerned with volume, space.
i with the next meal. your getting thin,
madame, this is not good. my breats hang
slightly low, the studio is cold. in the tea leaves
i can see the Queen of England gazing
on my shape. magnificent, she murmers,
moving on. it makes me laugh. his name
is Georges. they tell me hes a genius.
there are times he does not concentrate
and stiffens for my warmth.
he possesses me on canvas as he dips the brush
repeatedly into the paint. little man,
youve not the money for the arts i sell.
both poor, we make our living how we can.
i ask him, why do you do this? because
i have to. theres no choice. dont talk.
my smile confuses him. these artists
take themselves too seriously. at night i fill myself
with wine and dance around the bars. when its finished
he shows me proudly, lights a cigarette. i say
twelve francs and get my shawl. it does not look like me.
well there we go children, thats our lesson in the feminist poetry of Carol Anne Duffy!
March 02 never ending stupidnesswell i thought id update you on the stupid thing that i did today! (i tend to do a lot!)
i had two really heavy bags of food shopping, and got on the bus, and everything was fine and happy, i started walking down the aisle to get off the bus, and heard a bang, and assumed id hit something with my bags, and was like 'i hope it wasnt a big scary person!' haha and carried on going, and as i got out of the bus, i heard another bang, and was like 'jesus, these bags are out of control!!!'
anyway, i got home and as i started to unpack i noticed a big rip along the bottom of one of my bags, and was like, thats strange, and didnt think anything of it
i sat down and started watching this morning, and after about 10 minutes it dawned on me that i didnt remember unpacking my yoghurt, or my spaghetti hoops!! (such a classy taste in food haha) and then it dawned on me again just WHY i couldnt remember unpacking them, so i put my shoes back on and ran back to the bus stop, and there, sitting ontop of the drain at the side of the road was my bloody yoghurt! yes, i had indeed been dropping food out of the rip in my bag!!
well, i recovered the youghurt, but im afraid the tin of spaghetti hoops (and probably some other junk that i cant remember buying!) is lost forever on the number 501 bus!! i bet someone saw me drop it and picked it up after id gone! goddam students!
i wanted those spaghetti hoops too
 ouchiewell i just managed to fall down the stairs whilst completely sober! haha, well i more fell OFF them than DOWN them - i was on my way up, and about 2 or 3 steps up my fone went off, so i turned to go back down, and turned funny on my ankle, and fell like a sack of spuds!!!
carpeted floors, bare knees and heavy falls do not mix very well!!!
you know how you fall, and think, shit this is gonna hurt, but for a split second after youve landed you cant feel anything, and think, phew! but then the pain hits you like a sledgehammer??!!
well thats what happened to me haha but its 1 in the morning so i couldnt swear profanely, as i was tempted, so i limped off to my room whilst fighting back tears (hahaha im such a baby) so im now the proud owner of two heavily carpet-burned knees!! lucky me eh??!!!
well like i said, its 1am and i have a 9 oclock seminar tomorrow, so im off!!! (you know when you hurt yourself, and it wont feel better until youve told as many people as possible?? haha thats what im doing!!)
ciao!!!! March 01 damn lent!well its the first day of my resolution to give up alcohol for lent!
Im off to reload at the student union later, and due to the lack of alcohol to make me merry, i have purchased lots of coke and red bull and mini eggs, to try and give myself a suger high instead hahaha sorry to be soppy, but i wont need that much sugar, as ive been really happy lately anyway, due to a certain guy
 ive not much else going on at the mo, but ive done 700 words of my essay!! woohoo only 1800 left!!! (you wont believe how long it took me to work out what 2500 minus 700 was!!!)(im a firm advocate of the belief that theres no need for most people to be able to mental arithmetic becuase thats what CALCULATORS are for!!!)
February 28 im in!well at long last, i know where im living next year! i got an offer of a house in the student village! theres a few adverts for houses in town that sound realllly tempting, but ive had so much shite off the landlord and his agency this year, that i cant wait to move out of private accomodation! its gonna be soooo nice not to have to worry about running out of gas all the time, because we havnt topped up the meter!
i woke up this morning to hear what i thought was rain battering my window, which really didnt do much for my resolve to get out of bed and go to lessons! but when i threw back my curtains it turned out to be snow!!! yay!!! it looked like christmas!! only none of it was sticking, but that doesnt matter!!
the novelty wore off a bit when i had to walk to my lecture hall though, and the snow was going in my eyes, and was sticking to my top making it wet and freezing!! but who cares, its snow! it makes me feel like a child again!!
global warming my arse! this time last year, i remember it was warm, because its saint Davids day on the first of march, and i explicitly remeber having a daffodil picked for me last year, which i kept in my room, and i also remember that they had been out for a few weeks before hand - this year, theres no sign of them, and we are having sub zero temperatures and snow!!!
i think tjhat we, the unsuspecting public are being kept in the dark about the fact that we are intering the start of the next ice age!!! ive seen the film, all we need now is to emmigrate south, and find ourselves a squirrelly thing that chases an acorn its never going to catch!!!
i joined the national library of wales yesterday!!
i am now the proud owner of a card that states my name to be Lara!! i was a bit annoyed at this common mistake, but when i arrived home and wrote my name out for my housemate Shelley to inspect, we came to the conclusion that in my childlike writing, my Cs do actually look a lot like Ls (according to Shelley, its something to do with my 'slanty' writing!!)
i felt sorry for the guy who was in the queue in front of me, trying to join, because he was foreign, and when the lady was telling him where to go next to complete his registration, the look of horror on his face she went 'you go down here, then left, then left again, then through the doors, then up the stairs then right ... yadda yadda yadda'
hahaha well, he left looking more than a little bemused, and the lady looked at his registration form, and went to me 'awwwww hes Slovakian' as if it were a disability or something!!!! (i took a disliking to her after she got my name wrong, and neglected to tell me the password that i need to use to get onto their computer systems!)
well anyway, all is good, and i need to go back there today, as the essay that i thought was due in 2 weeks yesterday, is actually due in one week yesterday!! so i need to work my backside off!!
heehee i was watching this morning earlier and there was this dude on there from this show in the US that is a reality show, like the salon, that features around a tattoo parlour, and its called 'miami ink' and phil schofield, that wily old silver haired fox, went 'i think a better name would be pimp my hind!!' and in his typical fashion fell about laughing, while the guest sat there with a completely blank look on his face!!
right-ho im off to do a bit of reading, and then brave the snowy walk to the library to research Edmund Spenser's Faerie Queene (if any of you happen to know anything about its portrayal of heroism, id be more than delighted if you would enlighten me!!!)
February 25 oi kris!kris, if youre reading this, wheres that bleeding DVD you said you were going to post to me??!! i havnt forgotten you know!!! at the risk of sounding like a stereotypical sister, ill tell mum!!!!!! hahahaha
well ive decided what im giving up for lent!! and its going to be the old alkihol!! i considered giving up chocolate (after half arsedly giving up my other vice, cheese) but i know i wont be able to do that, coz ive got suuuuch a sweet tooth, so theres no point even pretending that i could give it up!! alcohol would be a happy compromise then, because not only am i too tight to buy it, but after ive given it up for a while, i should be back to my cheap-date status, and be able to get drunk off hardly anything!!!
ooooo microsoft and toshiba are conspiring to drive me insane!
i KNOW i downloaded a song i like off my friend the other day, but not only has my computer hidden it somewhere unreachable, its also claiming ignorance when i try to use the 'search all files' function!! i know its there goddam microsoft!!! Its times like this that make me realise films like 'I Robot' could be reality, because my laptop is already disobeying me, and doing what it bloody well likes!!
its only a matter of time before it bands up the other computers of Aberystwyth and goes on a killing rampage or something!
In my seminar the other day, we did a bit of art appreciation, and were looking at paintings of Venus and Mars (the Gods, not the planets!) and the was one by raphael or some other bloody artist, that had them both lying in a field, knackered out, in post orgasmic bliss, and the tutor said that the cherubs in the background of it, were laughing at Mars coz he was knackered, and 'couldnt get it up anymore'!!! now, to a girl who is still at the stage where she has to catch herself to stop referring to her tutors as 'sir' any mentionings of sex by them throws me just a little!! Ahhh, im just too polite for my own good (haha yeh right)
I was on the bus on the way home tonight, about 6ish, and the last girl to get on the bus at the stop asked the driver if he could wait 5 minutes for her to finish her fag!!! When he said no, she went off into this Vicki pollard from little britain style rant about how dare he tell her she cant smoke, she may only be fifteen, but she has the right to what she wants! now, if i was the driver, id have shut the door in her tracksuit-wearing, flourescently made up, acne riddled face!!! but nooo, he humoured her for a while and said thats not what he meant, and that he just wouldnt wait for her, and i was like 'helllooooo mr bus driver, what do you think youre doing right now? youve spent 3 minutes talking to her, so are actually waiting for her!!'
but anyway, she got on with her 3 year old child and an old man who looked like her father, but was blatantly her boyfriend/drug dealer!!!
honest to god, the wierdos you get on buses when it gets dark!! they must wait till the sun sets and then all crawl out of their squats/holes/cardboard boxes, and all storm the bus i happen to be on!! February 23 soooo coooold!!well this post is more of an essay avoidance post, than an 'i actually have something interesting to say' one!!
After employing the tactic of ignoring my work and hoping it will go away failed miserably, ive had a panic stircken air about me the last few days, becuase of all the things i need to do!! (which now stands at 5 essays, reading 3 novels, and researching the habits of 5th century Danes!!!)
you know when you are a child, and its cold outside, and you can see your breath in front of you, and pretend to be a train or a dragon or something?? well my room is honest to god so cold, that i can see my breath, and after five minutes of pretending to be a steam train, i got bored and had to put on an exra 2 tops (my top count now stands at 3!) oh, and im in my dressing gown as well!!
so my body is toasty, but my hands are turning blue!! oh the joys of being a student who cant AFFORD to heat their house, becuase of the new heating system their goddamn landlord put in, that was supposed to 'save us money!!'
If youre reading, mr landlord - BOLLOCKS does the new heating system save us money!!
I considered hibernating for the next week, but gullivers goddam travels aint going to read its goddam self!!!!!
argh!!!
ok, rant over, im off to half heartedly try and do some work, before i give up and find another way to distract myself!! (my DVDs aint going to watch themselves!!!!!) February 22 damn freudwell hello there!
ive just finished doing my seminar reading for tomorrow, and have spent the last hour reading an essay by freud, full of crap like how if you dream about a pink flower, then its obviously because you want to have sex with your mother, and have your sister sit on your face!!
hahaha
February 19 eeeaaasyy!!!well i went to see my first ever football match yesterday, and i was impressed haha it was a lot more exciting than i thought it would be!! Plus, as it was my first match, my boyfriend bought me a scarf, and i had some bovril (my tastebuds are still unconscious!!)
due to the pillows on my bed being shite, i had to buy some more this morning, and i got the cheapest ones they had, and as a result, had to get on a relatively full bus trying to hide the name of the pillows, which happened to be 'two big whoppers' hahahahahahahahahahaha im talking 5 inch high, neon lettering, announcing the fact that i had indeed got two big whoppers!
February 13 ahh pooi went all the way into town today with the intention of changing a pair of trousers i bought the other day, but completely forgot to tak them with me! haha so unless i shrink two inches in the next 3 days, and they miraculously start to hang lower than above my ankles, i have to mosey back on down to new look to change them!!
which isnt too bad you think, but im soooooo weak, and i always end up spending loads, even though Aberystwyth is cack for shopping!!
argh - im caught in a vicious circle!!! i bought a smelly candle a week or two ago, and had to buy a lighter to light it (i dont smoke) when my candle had run out of, i dont, candle-ness i suppose, i still had loads of gas left in the lighter, so needed to buy another candle just to use up the gas, but this time the lighter ran out before the candle, so i needed to buy a new lighter, and the aforementioned vicious circle was started all over again!! haha!
my head is hurting! i had two lessons today (wow!! a whole TWO!!!) and the first was on marxism (ouch) and the second on feminism and misogyny (sexism, to the laymans out there
 ) (double ouch) so now i am on strike and am refusing to do anything else intellectual for at least the next 4 hours! oh, and i was intending to read and do work as well! (pffft, yeh right)i ordered some DVDs off Amazon, an age ago, and they seem to be sending them via a Himalayan Shirpah or something, becuase i could honest to god walk to the amazon depot and crawl back in the time that these babies are taking to get here!!!! i got some proper old school ones as well!! including Hook, and Dumb and Dumber!!!!
February 11 woohoo!well i have the top half of my outfit for the 80s do im going to on thursday sorted!! i bought a cheap pink top from peacocks, and set about it with my scissors to make it one of those off the shoulder tops worn in fame and flashdance!!
ive got these cool fishnet fingerless gloves too (not sure if they are 80s, but they look good with my top!) and i have to say it looks kinda cool!! well, it looks cool in the privacy of my own home, i dont know how im going to feel about it all when it comes to actually walking around town!! i suppose ive roamed the streets dressed as a pirate and a cat, so an 80s inspired outfit should be ok!!
i have a disney themed social to go to in the next few weeks too, so am pretty stuck for what to wear - i may recycle my pirate gear and invest in a hook, and go as abu hamza
(haha only joking, i meant captain hook!!)
my parents have bought themselves an all singing all dancing treadmill!! and yes, they did what any self respecting dog owner would do - they put the dog on the to see if he could go for walks by himself!! and the answer is a big fat, resounding, no! haha he couldnt get the hang of moving all his legs on there, so he took to standing on the floor with his back legs, and just placing his front ones on the machine!! haha lazy bloody dog!
Well it's Valentines day on tuesday - It'll be my first with a boyfriend that actually cares about me, so it should be good!!!
(im still going to complain about all the lovey-dovey couples though!! GET A ROOM!!!)
February 09 hey!well i dont have much to say, but i have added some pictures at long last!!!
ive had an awesome-o day actually - it reminded me off the days you would have off school, when you were faking having something wrong with you! the only thing i lacked was a mother to fetch me ice cream for my sore throat (its a remedy i tells you!)
haha, well my day in total went like this - arrived home from town, with random bits of shopping and a 'gladiator chicken baguette' from spartacus (yum yum) at 1 oclockish (after missing a 9 o clock seminar) and i positioned myself on the sofa, with a tv guide, my book of arrow words, the tv controls and my quilt and both of my pillows, and that is where i stayed from the time i got in, until the time eastenders finished at 8pm!! the only times i moved, were for toilet breaks, and to feed myself, which was quite often, coz ive had the munchies today!!
ohhhhh, im kinda glad i was on my own for most of it, because i was watching des and mel today, and daniel odonnell sang eric claptons 'you look wonderful tonight' and it made me cry!! its such a beautiful song!!!
i have to say, the shite they make children watch these days is ridiculous!! during my 7 hours of couch-time earlier, i had to endure an hour and a half on childrens TV and it was sooooo cack!! the only kids cartoon thats anygood these days (wow, i sound like an old woman!) is the fairly odd parents!! haha i love it sooooooo
ooooo i got some new thingys for my wall earlier!! they are postcards that have cartoon sheep on them!!! but they arent just normal sheep, ohhhh no!!
theres one thats got a sheep thats just been sheared, and hes holding a gun, james bond style, and his caption is 'shorn connery' hahahaha
theres 5 altogether, and they are soooo cool, hehe theres another one holding a big heeuge gun, with a khaki headband on, and hes 'RAMbo' hahahaha they were only 16p each too BARGAIN! ohhh this reminds me of when i lived in halls last year, my walls were adorned with postcards!! such a cheap way to decorate!!!
Anyhoo, im off to find me some retro 80s gear for a social im going to on thursday! woohoo cant wait! right, i need bangles, beads, leg warmers .......
(but first)
It’s late in the evening She’s wondering what clothes to wear She puts on her make up And brushes her long blonde hair And then she asks me Do I look alright And I say yes, you look wonderful tonight We go a party And everyone turns to see This beautiful lady That’s walking around with me And then she asks me Do you feel alright And I say yes, I feel wonderful tonight I feel wonderful Because I see the love light in your eyes And the wonder of it all Is that you just don’t realize How much I love you It’s time to go home now And I’ve got an aching head So I give her the car keys She helps me to bed And then I tell her As I turn out the light I say my darling, you were wonderful tonight Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight
awwwwwwww lovely song January 01 argh!argh!!!!!!! no!!!!!!! bollocks!!!!!! oh, for fucks sake.
those were the exact words out of my mouth, not 2 minutes ago, when the entry i had taken the last half hour to write, coz it was so long, got deleted, when i tried to publish it, and msn spazzed out, and cleared the 8 paragraphs i had just written!
i could try to type it out again, but bollocks to that, you will just have to use you imagination to think of what ive been doing for the last 2 weeks that i could posibly want to write about! im sure its more interesting than what really happened to me!
for fucks sake November 19 hey-howoah, its been mega ages since i updated this thing last!
i went to reload for the first time, in like, a month on wednesday and had a great time - we were dressed up as cow girls coz we were there on a social for a society i joined, and i wanna give a big shout out to Lee, who let me steal his cowboy hat, and trusted me enough to let me wear it for an hour or two!! Its gonna be my mission next time to make him dance! we managed to get his hips a-wiggling, but he was laughing too much at the 3 of us jiggling around him, trying to make the son of a biatch move!!!
oooo, hahahahahaha, my housemate broke our shower head the other day - there was me and alicia sitting in the tv room, and all you could hear is what sounded like a pissed off elephant trying to climb out ouf our bath! honest to god, there was a racket that you wouldnt believe! the next thing we knew, rob poked his sheepish - looking head around the door, and was like, 'ive broken the shower'
the first though across my head, was jeezus - what the fuck was he doing in there? swinging off the sodding thing? and the second was, oh my god, he was in there on his own!!! (i would have been too proud of him to be angry, if he was in there with a girl, hahaha)
oh the hilarity that ensued, which involved a sink full of cold water, a pint glass, and what is left of our shower - which is effectively a hose pipe!!
November 01 halloween!went to a houseparty with my drinking buddy last nite, and it sucked, coz it was full of boring ppl - and its hard to be fabulous when everyone is boring!! haha, well, we came home, and invented a new drink which was peach schnapps, malibu, vodka, and a splash of coke! omg, random memory - i got egged!!!!!!!
we were finally making our way down the hill of doom, and we saw a random guy in a fone box who we harrassed, and were shouting (nice things) at him, and alicia flashed him, and as i turned round, i stepped in a puddle, and it splashed all up my leg! well, i thought it was a puddle, till i turned round, and the floor was dry, and there was an eggshell on the floor, and a car driving away with maniacal laughter eminating from it! it was like a scene from the start of saving private ryan, lmfao, i was on my knees, with my hands towards the sky, like nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
haha, i seriously dont know what happened - me and alicia being long legged lovelies can normally make it down that hill in about 15 mins from our house, but we left at 9.40 last night, and arrived at scholars at just after 10.15!! what the hell happened there??! we couldnt have been that drunk... could we? heheh (well i wasnt)
ooo me and alicia at some point ran into 4 guys coming out of the chinese, and she just came right out and said, to the biggest mofo there, that he has mantits!!!!!! after the initial moment of sheer terror left me (hello, two girls on their own, insulting random dudeys who are pissed!) i managed to drag her away!
it reminded me a bit of the pier pressure night last year, and hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha need i say more than 'the guy with the stick' hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahaha im soooo keeping jenny away from jack daniels in the future!!!
that was possibly the scariest night of my life so far!! its way too long a story to tell in full, so in short, it involved jenny drinking so much JD that she must have kept them in business for a week, urm, random mens houses that were giving her glasses of water, and lending her their toilet bowl, and insane (in the membrane!) pissed girls threatening random ppl with glass bottles, and ahahahhahahahahaha a guy in a blue shirt with a 6 foot long stick chasing them down the road and shouting random threats at them and anyone who got in his way!! - oh, and the police were involved too!!! apparently, the girl with the bottle knew where we lived, and was coming to kill us!
haha, hey this is scary shit to a pissed person!!
omg, the insanity of that night cannot possibly be conveyed via a blog!!!
October 27 gone with the windoh my gawd, could aber get any windier?? i think god, and sian lloyd (and maybe michael fish) have all been conspiring to make me look as bedraggled and typical-student-like (ie - scruffy) as possible! ok, im welsh, i can handle a bit of rough weather, but come on!!! rain AND wind at the same bloody time?! thats so not fair!!!! (if any of you have tried to keep an umbrella up in force 5 winds, youll know what my beef is with this!)
so im sitting here now, recovering from the good drenching ive just recieved, with a cup of somerfield cheapo hot chocolate beside me (yes, it tastes like crap) and hoping the weather calms down a bit before i go out tonight!!
ooo, i got some photos developed earlier on and i was still reeling from what the bloody man in the shop did to me yesterday when i took the film in! You see, im one of those people who has panic-induced tourettes - like when you finally get to the front of the bar, and u forget what u want, and just say a random drink, and always end up with something minging! well the guy was like, would you like these ready for this time tomorrow? and my well rehearsed 'no thanks, the 3 day option will be fine' went right out the window, and i shouted 'yes!' and the guy was like 'you realise that your parents are gonna have to take out a second mortgage in order for you to be able to afford to get these developed for this time tomorrow?' (well, not quite but u get the idea)
you know like when people get abused as kids, and their mind just blanks that bit of their life out? well, when you have to live on a student budget, thats what happends everytime u get to the till, hahaha, youre just like 'oook, ill focus on this pretty flower display thingy here next to the till, so i dont have to pay attention to how much this if going to cost me' (well, not always a good idea in my case, coz i normally end up buying the things next to the till that im trying to focus on, haha, i ended up with a 3 pack of kinder eggs last time i went to somerfield! the workers must be like, 'quick!! here she comes!! lets put the most rubbishest, most expensivest thing next to the till, bcoz she cannot resist an impulse purchase!!!')
urm, random thought of the day: why do the bloody smelly people on the bus always sit next to ME??!!!!
Ciao!!!!!
October 22 long time no speak ...well im home for the weekend, so actually have access to the internet (dont ask!) so thought id update this, coz i havnt for sooooooo long! ive got soooo much to say, lol me and alicia went out on monday on a venus social, and we had to dress like pirates, so we looked all cool with our headscarfs and eye patches n stuff, and we went looting!! it was seriously cool, lol, we were in 3 teams, and the loser had to do the chicken dance on the dancefloor in pier pressure, so we were seriously not gonna lose! it started off just stealing random things, liek ashtrays and other pub tat, but towards the end of the night, in a depserate attempt to ensure we didnt have the crappiest loot bag, we decided to try and scheme a few personal effects! I just want to give a big shout out to the two guys that gave us their pants and socks!!! it was gay though, bcoz the ppl who were nominated to be leaders, were being all primary school teacher-ish, and decided that none of us lost! that caused more upset then if they would have actually picked a loser! so we all did karaoke instead of the chicken dance - it was the first time ive ever done it in my life, so just picture this now - a girl so drunk she cant make sense of the words on the karaoke screen, an eye patch on, and a headscarf that was in some sort of funny shape by then, screaming a madonna song into a microfone - now times that by 5 (there was that manyof us on stage) and you have the hilairty that was pirate karaoke! we did make it pier pressure in the end (we all got a free entry smiley face stamps from the nice guy at the inn on the pier) and bcoz we were all so drunk, the dancong we were managing to acutally do was muuuuuuch wors than the chicken dance! urm what was the funniest part of the night? o yeh, any time when our team mascot scot (who is the cutest guy in the world - but cute in the way of baby kittens, not cute as in sexy!) was dancing, coz jeez, gay guys can really move! i mean, seriously, where do they get they energy from?? ok, im thinking nasty thoughts about inserting batteries in places that i wont mention, you can make the punchline up urself! on thursday then we went out again - with different ppl though, but alicia was there - she is my drinking buddy (and my twin! haha, shes my brother from another mother!) where was i? o, yeh, we started off as quite a big group, but by the time we'd weeded out the boring people, there was 6 of us left oohhh - im off on another thread now - i tried absinthe for the first time too - honest to god, i sniffed it and it singed the hairs out of my nose!!!! anyways, it was a great nite, and me and alicia ended up at spex's house watching the seed of chucky, and omg!! it was the funniest film ever!!! there is an actual scene where chucky wanks over a cup, and his wifey person uses a turkey baster to get jenniffer tilly pregnant!! (z-list actress, big tits) well, we got home at about 3 o'clock, so yes, grandad chay, if your reading this, we did actually make it home to our own beds - how slapper-ish to you think we are??!!! urrrm, what was the highlight of that night? hahaha, the whole walk to the chicken place after rummers, when spex was pinching alicia and making her squeal, and then he tried to kick her with his puke-foot, which made her squeal louder! (urrrm, i wont go into the story of his puke-foot, but it involves a puddly of sick that we all noticed, but he didnt - you see where this is going?!) well anyway, as a punishment for all the fun times, chay has infected me with chicken flu, and im coughing like an old man, and ive completely lost my voice - seriously, i sound like that spotty shop assisstant off the simpsons whose voice is breaking, hahahaha!!!! well im off - now im home, i can do some real shopping - honest to god, aberystwyth has, like 3 clothes shops - dotty Ps, new look, and monsoon, hahahaha THATS ALL FOLKS!!! oh, another update - im actually single now, and loving it soooooo much - after 10 months of having to worry about what hed think if i talked to this guy or that one - its not flirting - im just reallly friendly when ive got a pint or two inside of me!! i broke up with his in the most awful of ways though, (can you say text message?!) and kind of felt bad for a while, but im sooo over that now, lol, BRING ON THE FIT MEN!!!!!
September 22 day 2 in the big brother house ...Its my second day here, and Im bored!! Im like a child, and need entertaining constantly!! well, when term starts back up again, ill be ok, coz every1 will be back, and ill have loads of work to do - im gonna pull my socks up this year! im gonna go to every single lesson, and do all my work when i get it, instead of the night before its due!!! pfft yeah right
i cant wait til saturday - not just coz my friends are back, but coz its the day that all the freshers move in! Its gonna be CHAOS!! 25th of sept last yr was one of the most stressful days of my life so far, lol (my life has been relatively stress free it seems) its mad, youve got about 2000 people all trying to mve in in one day, some of them with two cars - their own and their parents, all trying to get into the uni via the one main road that runs past it, and all trying to find their rooms in the maze that is the university!
urrrm, dont have much ese to say, i havnt had a very eventful day, the highght of it has been running back and for the electricity meter to see how many pence it costs to, i dunno, run my laptop for 5 mins,dry my hair, or stick a fork in the socket to see how much it would cost to electricute my housemate jenny!
the martians must be using our electricity or something, coz 5 pence dissapeared when no one was in the house (when i pointed this out to jenny, she pointed out that the fridge was on, and things were on standby) i still think it was martians.
like i said, im a child, and get excited over the stupidest of things - its a novelty having a meter coz ive never had one, so its cool to see how much it costs, lol - im off now to turn off lightbulbs, and turn all the plugs off, and im sure we dont really need a fridge - we can keep the milk out the back!
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