'lo it is the easter holdiays at last, and it as boring as i foresaw!

 

my week so far has consisted of me sitting on my arse, alternating between E4 and living TV!! i have become unhealthily obsessed with 'beauty and the geek' 'average joe:the joes strike back' and my old obsession with 'americas next top model' has been rekindled!!!

beauty and the geek -  its about a group of so-called geeks (in reality, only half of them are what i would classify as a geek, the other half are simply intelligent!) and they get paired up with a group of air head strippers/hairdressers and they program entails the hilarity that follows these mismatched pairs. Compelling becuase you hate the women for being so beautiful, and you find a strange affection for geeks being kindled in your hearts, at which point you turn over for 'average joe'!

 

how long will it take for the bloody stupid girl to realise that the models may be pretty, but they are soooo vain, whereas the joes are really quite sweet!! once again, the woman featured is unattainably beautiful - as are the ones in 'americas next top model' so I await my return to Aberystwyth, which will thrust me back into the realms of normal looking women with more than 5% body fat!!!!

 

as you can tell, my holiday so far has revolved around the sky box! as the second week of holiday starts, i may endeavour to drag myself out of the house and show my pasty legs some sunlight, which i will hope in vain will go brown, but i know they will go red, and that will lead me to spend the third week of my holidays inside, hiding my sunburn from any extra UV light, which will again mean i will be worshipping the TV, with its make over shows, and abundance of Wade Robson!! (hes been sheared now, and with his baldy head, is looking increasingly like Shayne Ward of XFactor fame!)