it was the joint birthday drink for Helen and Spex last night, and ohhhh what a night it was!!

 

I will not go into the details as there may be family members, or those who are in contact with my mother reading this, but there was lots of drunken debauchery, loud rude names, and strangely, a drunken game of road-rugby during which the ball was in fact someone's shoe

 

The highlight of the night (except the dirty lesbians in the academy) had to be the ace music in the Bay!! haha we turned up and there was an empty dancefloor, and the theme tune from the A team playing - needless to say, we quickly monopolised the dancing space, and boogied to the likes of 'ive got a brand new combime harvester' and the theme from teenage mutant ninja turtles!! haha heroes in a half shell - turtle power!!!!!

 

I gave blood for the first time today, and despite my fears that i may faint and bang my head on a nearby brick and  suffer a brain hemmorrage and die, it went very well, and i neither fainted nor died (luckily)

i did get two cups of orange squash, and a penguin though, and two lay downs, coz i came over all queer and went a bit pale apparently, so got to lay back down, when i saw a girl who had actually fainted being hauled across the floor by one nurse, who was half the size of this girl, and i was quite impressed when the nurse managed to haul the girl up onto a bed as well as having dragged her across the room in the style of a caveman dragging his cave-bitch back to his cave-house

 

I do not know what my blood type is yet, but upon the guesswork of jenni, i picked up an 'o-' keyring, but i am too scared to put it on my keys, in case im in some horrendous accident, and the medical team trust that i have the right keyring, and pump me full of o- blood, when in fact im not really that type, and the two conflicting blood cells will get into a fight of stupendous proportions, and i implode.