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May 18 The end draws near!Yes the end draws near, and the 4 horsemen of the apocolypse draw near to wreak destruction upon the world and drag me to far off fire-engulfed lands!! ok, ok, my parents are coming to pick me up, and take me home!
It is nearly the end of my second year here at Aber! Im off home next monday for 3 months of drudgery at work, the only respite being a camping trip I am going on to celebrate Toms 21st birthday!! Would you believe, I am a camping virgin!! So I will use this trip as practice for when I go travelling after Uni (I have found a travelling partner now, so its all systems go!)
Get ready those of you in the Southern Hemisphere!! As when we invade your lands, you will never have heard two people cry as much about the size of your bugs, like we will!!
 << This is much like the beach I shall be sitting on, when all of you are in rainy old britain!!As I just mentioned, its the end of the year, which inevitably means those nasty people out to ruin our lives ie teachers (yes, I still refer to my tutors as teachers! well, you are reading the space of a 19 year old girl who still has to choke back the urge to refer to them as 'sir' or 'miss' when talking to them in seminars!!) where was I? oh yes, they set exams, and I have one. Thats enough about that. On to the next subject ...
I have a small hole in the floor in the corner of my room here, from where I had my radiator replaced, and rather than put the new one where the old one was, it was decided that it was best to smash apart my room, and install it three feet to the left!! well, this hole and the wall surrounding it, is frequented by woodlice when it rains outside (whadda ya know! they come inside when it rains!!) well, i got home earlier to be met by a slug smiling at me from the skirting board by this hole!! It got me to thinking about what else could have crawled through this hole, so before I go to bed later, I intend to check under my bed for small orphaned children.
When I move back here after summer, Ill be living in the student villiage, which I intend to have turned into a proper Royston Vasey style village by the end of the year!! (Are you local??!!) Ill harrangue as many neighbours as I can into practising moronic in-bred village grins, and we shall perfect our zombie-style walks!! (I am in no way insinuating that all villages are like this, but mine - yes mine!! will be!)
Tonight pinky, we are going to take over the world!!!!!
I was reading the lonely planets guide to australia and newzealand yesterday, and there are these little rodents in aus, i cant remember their name, but for the first ten months of their lives, they eat as much as they can, and rest loads to get their energy up, and then when they hit 10months, they reach their version of puberty, and the males are so consumed by the need for sex, thats all they concentrate on! by the time they males reach 11 months, most of them are dead due to sexual exhaustion, and from 'carrying around two swollen testes' (lonely planets words no mine!!!!)
(thought Id bring some brightness to you dreary rain filled lives by funking up this page, by making each paragraph a different colour!!)(I said fUNking - behave!)
Wilson!!!!!!
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